Home alone and sick in time for Easter and school holidays, just my luck. Thank god for tea, medicine and Sex And The City !
I am in love with my new bathroom. I don’t even care if I don’t live with my dad, I am claiming ownership of this bathroom.
After a year and a half of being together and you supposedly still having feelings for me you can somehow manage to reject me for sex yet you absolutely can’t resist a giant and a morbidly obese slag…multiple times. FUCKING LOGIC. I HOPE YOUR DICK FALLS OFF.
“Where’d you go ? I miss you so, seems like it’s been forever that you’ve been gone.”
I have the cutest cousin ever, I now no longer need to steal her electric pink nail polish all the time !