dimestorepoet: how much to you think it would cost me to pay a cool black guy to follow me around between 9am and 5pm, cheering or alternatively shouting “ya dats fuckin right man” every time I make important decisions and fist bumping me when things are going our way and saying “no worries bro u still got me your token black home boy” when times are hard
This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5...
MONEY. Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money. Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved…. My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ? OMG I didnt notice until today.I reblogged this and got 10 dollars :D got to pay for stuff somehow so why not. forever reblog haha I got money...
For me, the thrill in meeting new people comes from the fact that I hate...– Slingblade (via gallagh3r)
When a pretty girl calls your boyfriend hot. Hah. Go get hit by a bus.
Being weird is fucking attractive.
Oh i wish.
What you said: I'm from Australia
What they heard: G'day mate, crikey this weather's crazy. I'll put another shrimp on the Barbie after I ride my kangaroo, stone the flamin crows mate I think a dingo ate my baby.
I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...– Oscar Wilde (via inretrospects)
Being called fat isn’t such a bad thing all the time. If my siblings never teased me for being fat i would never have had motivation to eat healthy and exercise. Personally i’d rather know my flaws so i can improve.
lu-ella: Under Pressure - David Bowie and...
My boyfriend is amazing. It sucks to know that it isn’t likely we will be together for long. Why did i have to fall for the guy who’s going into year 12, goes to a different school and lives two hours away ? We’re both going to be so busy and so far apart :(
I’ve lost 4kg in the past two weeks, thank god.
I just realized that today is the last day of school holidays. This means i will go back to seeing my boyfriend once a week, my family once a month and the people i hate 5 days a week. Yay.
Classes i’m doing this year: Studio art Psychology Hair and beauty Business management English Math What i just realized i want to do this year: Sleep Spend time with my boyfriend Hang out with friends Eat Sleep Nothing
Aw, my boyfriend can deal with me being a crazy bitch. I wonder how long this will last.